1,2,3,4,5,6,6,7,8,9, 10 whirr click…Oh greetings Humans!
That page took an illogically long time to load. It’s not like I’m doing
anything that complicated – just creating a hole in space-time from 500 years
in the future to send you a missive for day eight of the ‘Kindred Spirits’
promotional blitz. I’m Sparky the Mekkion and my book is all new and has never
been out before, although it still has the same magnificent illustrations by
our Human friend which are so brilliant they made me cry. Which is quite
dangerous in a Mekkion. The acid in waters causes us to rust you see.
I ought not to feel anything at all given that we voted to
have our emotions removed along with 90% of our body parts centuries ago, but I
still have a heart. Which is why I was so angry when an evil Doosbrat hybrid
named ‘Melon Rusk’ arrived one day and took over my workplace. ‘The Universal’ used to be such a wonderful company
to work for, helping translate things between all the twelve different species.
I really enjoyed working there and helping aliens. I had a special job seeing
things from a higher perspective, checking that all posts were neutral and
fair. Only he came along and turned it into a business, named it after himself and
even took away our ability to use vowels without paying for them! There’s something
not quite right about him though. Could it be that he’s really just a front for
politician Ronald Grump? Or an old Camalosian boyfriend of mine named Plaidimir
Vutin?
Of course nobody’s blaming them are they? They’re making us look the other way at people who have even less than we do – at the newly arrived space dinosaurs to be exact, just because they’re refugees from another time who are a little bit backward. I quite fancy the dishy pterodactyl one named Zilda. Between you and me he quite turns me on – although I guess I can do that myself, seeing how I have buttons for everything. For love is what brings us to a higher dimension. Well, that and searching for the ‘porpoise of life’… Anyway something tells me this particular timeline you’re in would benefit a lot from what we learned so if you want to know how to defeat wickedness and tyranny either read the book or check out this amazing video by a Human friend who’s the sort of Human who has all his sprockets in alignment (that’s a huge compliment coming from a Mekkion).
Buy it here: rebrand.ly/kz9rh63
Remember, the future starts here. But if you can’t wait for
tomorrow then come visit the website www.kindredspiritbooks.blogspot.com
(you can even find out which alien you most resemble in our fun quiz!), buy the
‘Kindred Spirits’ merch which logically should be over at www.redbubble.com/people/AlansArchives
only their computer algorithms are still being illogical and down for, ahem, ‘Maintenance’
(you can get my face on all sorts of stuff including some fab technology casings
for your antiquated Earth technology. What do you mean you haven’t invented
holovisions yet?!) or if you want to do things the easy way just look out for
one of the Mekkion time-travel machines from the future! Or of course you could
just immerse yourself in eleven whole other worlds by buying the e-books,
paperbacks or the two compendiums over at Amazon (it is a logical way of buying
in bulk after all). Convergence I: rebrand.ly/yoleg4l Convergence II: rebrand.ly/izcovt7 If you have a ‘Kindle Unlimited account’ then
you should go and add the book to your pile too. That’s only logical!
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