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Hello and welcome to day nine of the ‘Kindred Spirits’ promotional blitz. I’m XXXX the Doosbury Giant, a gas giant from the gas giant planet Dooseus where we didn’t form from water but real-life lemonade lakes (that’s an obscure reference for all the Hollies fans out there!) You might know me from book four, as one of the Orpheneous children though I’ve, umm, grown since then. Is that lunch you’re having Human? Can I have some?!? It’s very tiring opening up a portal to Earth from several centuries in the future you know! I’m here to remind you of just how tasty the ‘Kindred Spirits’ books really are (I mean that in a metaphorical sense of course – I don’t recommend eating the books or your kindle; they taste of paper and batteries – yuk I’ve got battery acid reflux now). You might wonder what else can possibly be said now all the books themselves have been plugged but I’m here to tell you about the compendiums ‘Convergence’ one and two. Because if you’re like me then you’ll like things in ‘XXL’ formats and what can be bigger than the two Kindle editions stuffed full with four books each? That’s 1850 and 2460 pages of alien goodness respectively all at a knock down kindle price! Such a bargain – you'll never be hungry for something to read again! Plus as a bonus gives you more money to spend on your in-book snacks while you read! There’s also the very wonderful illustrations by my Human friend of course, which are so good they’re better than a tray of cream-cakes! No video today, but special mention to another Human friend’s videos that are so good they’ve given me an appetite to go back through all the past days to watch them all again! After all, even if you saw them all, there’s no best-before date on art is there?!
Buy
volume one here rebrand.ly/yoleg4l or volume two here
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Remember, the future starts here. But if you can’t wait for
tomorrow then come visit the website www.kindredspiritbooks.blogspot.com
(you can even find out which alien you most resemble in our fun quiz!), or – eventually
– you can buy the ‘Kindred Spirits’ merch at www.redbubble.com/people/AlansArchives
(they seem to be having teething problems at the moment and I know the feeling;
when they’re up though you can get my face on all sorts of stuff including some
nice placemats and coasters, so I can
join in with your meal-times too! ) or if you want to do things the easy way
just look out for one of the Mekkion time-travel machines from the future!
Well I must dash now, it’s very nearly time for elevenses. I
mean, technically it’s only 6 o’clock on this planet but that’s close enough
for me. You, umm, aren’t going to eat all that pudding are you Human? Because I
honestly don’t mind helping you out if you’re full? It’s no trouble…Look out
for one of my friends for the penultimate day tomorrow! Yours hungrily, XXXX
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