Harrumph! How do, you! You took your time loading this message didn’t you? Hello Humans. What a weird looking bunch you all are with that fuzzy fur stuff sticking out your head, you lot should try some antlers! My name’s Moana which is apt because moaning is my favourite thing. I’m a Maggrumph. I harrumph a lot. Though I’m trying not to – there’s something about rubbing shoulders with the rest of the universe that’s knocking the rough edges off. Eventually. Love helps too – my Clandusprod-hybrid Lisa (as in ‘Moana-Lisa’) has helped bring out a gentler side I didn’t even know was there ‘Experience’ is book 7 in the scifi-romance-comedy-drama-philosophy series ‘Kindred Spirits’ and it’s the most epic love story of them all, one so big we only just managed to fit it into Amazon’s page count!
Anyway yeah, it’s great mate, so buy it, twits. What,
you want me to say a bit more? Well ‘Experience follows my adventures across
six hundred years (including the events of the first five books). I was one of
the first babies to be born in the universe after intergalactic contact was
made and one of us from every species was put into a holovision reality TV show ‘The ITGang’ that followed our attempts to get
along. Only it didn’t, err, go very well: the Belobrat presenter was only
interested I himself, my friends all sold themselves out, I got into trouble
for being too ‘honest’ and I got sick and stuck indoors. It all worked out in
the end though: I got my dream life (on a farm on an alien planet), my dream
job (as a grumpy music reviewer), my dream wife and my brood of adopted alien
children. Most of all I learned to stop worrying about keeping up with my peers
and to understand that everyone’s life is a little bit different and takes
place at different speeds. How? Well
you’ll have to watch the video (not bad – given that it was made by a Human) and
buy the book, with newly made illustrations (ditto). In fact no more than that
both are so good they actually put a smile on my face. Well, briefly. It takes
a lot to make a Maggrumph smile, so they must be good!
You can buy ‘Experience’ here: rebrand.ly/5jaypim
Remember, the future starts here. But if you can’t wait for tomorrow then come visit the website www.kindredspiritbooks.blogspot.com (you can even find out which alien you most resemble in our fun quiz!), buy the ‘Kindred Spirits’ merch that will be up at RedBubble when they stop being grumpy www.redbubble.com/people/AlansArchives (what no Maggrumph hat-rack?! I suppose the Human clothes with my face on it are nice though if you like that sort of thing) or if you want to do things the easy way just look out for one of the Mekkion time-travel machines from the future! Or of course you could just immerse yourself in eleven whole other worlds by buying the e-books, paperbacks or the two compendiums over at Amazon (although, harrumph, that’s far too much reading if you ask me!) Convergence I: rebrand.ly/yoleg4l Convergence II: rebrand.ly/izcovt7 One thing I’ll never grumble about, though, is the fact that these books are free if you have a ‘Kindle Unlimited’ subscription!
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