*click whirr buzz* Your facebook timeline has now been intercepted by a signal from the 25th century. We apologise for possible promotional weirdness happening over the next 11 days.
Welcome fellow clan-members and strange-looking Humans in the
21st century (you guys look so funny without the extra robotic limbs you have
in the future!) and a very warm friendly welcome from Zigorous 3! I’m Lizzie
the Clandusprod and you lucky lucky people have been specially chosen by us
from the future for an 11 day promotional blitz to help prepare you for future
alien contact.
You see, some previously published friends have regenerated! The
entire 8 volume scifi-romance-action-comedy-philosophy series ‘Kindred Spirits’
has now been upgraded and re-issued for kindle and in paperback with new
illustrations by an amazingly talented Human artist friend of ours. She really
captured my dress sense and my spots – my artistic cave-clan on Zigorous 3 is
thrilled to make her an honorary member!
I’m the star of ‘Endurance’, book one of the series, where I
die, fall in love, write a best-selling collaborative book, make first
intergalactic contact and save two planets (and in that order too – I never do
anything easy!) I’d love to have you read all about it and meet the
Clandusprods and the ten other alien species. Anyway why listen to me when you
can just watch the video all about it? This was made by another amazingly
talented Human friend of ours and it will tell you all you need to know (he has
been warmly welcomed as an honorary member of the Clandusprod promotional
cave-clan!)
Buy it for Kindle by clicking here
or in paperback in a special super colourised edition here https://www.amazon.co.uk/Endu.../dp/B0F1LJNM5J/ref=sr_1_2... or you can take a look at the whole series here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DYNQ5VZC... Don’t ask me why the links aren’t listed on the same page. It might be a quirk of Amazon publishing – or a side-effect of the nexus causal we’ve had to open up to contact you from your distant future!
Remember, the future starts here, but if you can’t wait for that
then come visit the website www.kindredspiritbooks.blogspot.com
(you can even find out which alien you most resemble in our fun quiz!), buy the
‘Kindred Spirits’ merch which will be added just as soon as our Redbubble page
gets their act together (more side effects of time-travelling but they look
great honest. Who wouldn’t want a Clandusprod cushion?!) Or if you want to do
things the easy way just look out for one of the Mekkion time-travel machines
from the future! Or of course you could just immerse yourself in eleven whole
other worlds by buying the two compendiums over at Amazon Convergence I: rebrand.ly/yoleg4l
Convergence II: rebrand.ly/izcovt7 (plus they’re all free for Kindle Unlimited users, I’ve heard
how big you Humans are on money so what an intergalactic bargain that is)
Nice to have met you all, you Humans don’t seem all that bad
despite your intergalactic reputation. I shall hand you over to one of my alien
colleagues tomorrow. Till then, remain peaceful – and remember to be explorers,
not pirates! I now return you to your regularly scheduled timeline. Yours
spottily, Lizzie
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