Hello, Human prey, prepare to die! Whoops sorry, I
mean hello dear potential customers and welcome to your next potential
purchase( I always get those two muddled up somehow). Welcome to day three of
the ‘Kindred Spirits’ promotional blitz. My name is Bash! and I’m
^£%£^$*%*&()*%&**%^**(%%£”excited to meet you all! Welcome to the
blood-red seas of Agrosia and behold the remains of our once glorious empire!!!
In my day I was a much feared Agrosian warrior – mostly reformed nowadays,
though once I was $£^$^$**(( scary!!!! I’m your third host and I’m here to tell
you all about the re-issue of third ‘Kindred Spirits’ book ‘Province’, which has been brought to life
thanks to the amazing talents of a Human illustrator. She’s
$$”^£^£$£”&*()*&&**%%$%$£ brilliant! She’s really captured both the
fierce fighter I used to be and my calmer cuter fluffier modern self all in one!!!!!!
How did we end up so £”%£^$&(*(^& peaceful?
Well, it all started back in the 20th century when you Humans sent a
probe over to us (Voyager I think it was) containing directions to Earth, information
on all your various Human weaknesses (so very kind of you!) and some classical
music that was so awful we took it as an act of war (though we quite liked the
Chuck Berry and hoped he’s write us our new national anthem). It looked as if
it’s going to be easy, given that you were in political disarray when the only
person to match our great warriors is a lone weedy worrier Humrasianart hybrid
by the name of Eleron and a cabinet of hopeless and lazy aliens who all seem to
be in the wrong jobs. Not a match for our $£%£^$£&%$& glorious Agrosian
armies!!!! However it didn’t quite turn out that way we planned it to. It's
a thoughtful philosophical book all about boundaries and what happens when
people and armies break them. With scenes of lots of noisy destruction!!! Want to know more? Then check out the video by another Human
friend of ours (he’s supremely ^%$£^£$&%*)*(%$£ talented too!) Want to know
even more? Then stop bothering me and read the &%%£^£&$*%* book! It’s
out now for Kindle and in paperback so you have no excuse!!!!
You can buy the e-book here https://bit.ly/4iY7CyT or the paperback here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1LLSWJY No I don’t know
why they aren’t %£^£^& listed together either – I shall have
%£&$£^&$£& words with Amazon later!!!
Remember, the future starts here. But if you can’t
wait for tomorrow for more Kindred Spirits-related weirdness then come visit
the website www.kindredspiritbooks.blogspot.com
(you can even find out which alien you most resemble in our fun quiz. I hope it’s
me!), buy the ‘Kindred Spirits’ merch that will hopefully eventually turn up at
Redbubble when they get their ^$$£”% act together www.redbubble.com/people/AlansArchives
(we weren’t allowed to make any spears available sadly, in case your infants hurt
themselves but there is a laptop case with my face on it for when you want to
slam yours against the %$£%$£&*%*&( wall – I know what you Humans are
like!) Or if you want to do things the easy way just look out for one of the
Mekkion time-travel machines from the future! Or of course you could just immerse
yourself in eleven whole other worlds by buying the e-books, paperbacks or the
two compendiums over at Amazon Convergence I: rebrand.ly/yoleg4l
Goodbye for now Human. Remember make your future
decisions wisely or the glorious might of the Agrosian empire might be invading
you sooner than you think and this might be a $£$£^%$&&& different
story next time round…
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