The Future Starts Here Day Eleven: Recap For Everyone Who Slept Through The Promotional Blitz

 

Yawn! Five more intergalactic minutes…

Wait the Kindred spirits promotional bonanza is over you say? What do you mean I missed it? I only shut my eyes for a short power nap! I haven’t prepared a speech at all! What’s that you say?  Ok then, I’ll have to wing it…

I suppose I’d better recap. I’m Henley Habridat (future star of book nine, now a work in progress!) and if you were asleep like me and missed any of the exciting instalments from the past few days then I’m here to remind you of what you missed. ‘Kindred Spirits’ is everyone’s favourite scifi-romance-comedy-drama-philosophy series and will eventually cover the next thousand years of intergalactic first contact between twelve alien species, our get-togethers, our fall-outs, times of wears, times of peace, times of wrongs righted and injustices vanquished (though so far we’re up to 750 years). As well as the eleven species who’ve introduced themselves to you these past few days (hello!) you get to meet space dinosaurs from past civilisations, meet marine beings from other dimensions and travel across the universe several times over. There’s no other series like it and you are privileged enough to get a sneak preview (remember, the future starts here!)

 You can stay in touch (well sort of, we are sending all this to you back through time via a colossal wormhole after all) and catch up on everything you missed, including the beautiful new illustrations and the terrific promotional videos (both well worth waking up for – and I don’t say that very often!) at the ‘Kindred Spirits’ website (I still want to know which alien species you all are: KindredSpirits: A new improved version of the 'Kindred Sprits' quiz - now with 12species to choose from! Argibraffes are currently winning but Habridats are in equal second place so come and help us get into first place – I’m too lazy to do it by myself!) You  will eventually be able to buy all the stuff from our Redbubble store one day, honest (they’re clearly as lazy as me – I approve!)

  https://www.redbubble.com/people/AlansArchives/shop?asc=u&ref=account-nav-dropdown (I ‘m going to buy a blanket with my face on when they come out – so soothing!) Or of course you can buy all eight books (in kindle e-book format and paperback) and two compendiums (in e-book format) at the Amazon page https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DYNQ5VZC?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin or you can be like my ancestors and sit around waiting for the Mekkions to do all the hard work by inventing time machines so you can see the future for yourselves.

A huge great big grateful Clandusprod hug to all friends, family and strangers who have supported, liked, commented or re-posted these eleven posts. You are all superstars who are ‘out of this world’. May you get the future you deserve!

Well, goodbye Humans. I was the last ghost of your possible futures. I’m sure there was some big message I was supposed to impart to you in order to set you on the path to success and freedom and wonder…but I’ve forgotten what it was now. Oh well, you’ll work it out for yourself. See you in the future. Sleep well and sweet dreams Humans!

*click whirr buzz* Your timeline has now been fully restored to the year 2025. Sorry about that: the future is so much better!